Day 7 - Have an eggciting day!

An egg has many connotations and metaphors: new life, hope for growth, creation, patience, cycle of life and so on. Many quotes have been written on an egg, life, and relationships. An interesting one, dedicated to all my friends who have been with me in good and bad times, and those who've always supported me, this one is for you all:
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." 
Bernard Meltzer 

During my search, I came across many egg-related jokes that I shared with my daughter. The smile on her face brightened up my day. So here are some jokes that I thought all of you out there would enjoy too. After all, this blog is meant for brightening up your day too! So here we go cluck...cluck...

What day do eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.

What did Snow-white call her chicken?
Egg-white.

How do eggs leave the highway?
By going through the eggs-it.

How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up!

How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried!

How do chickens call a school test?
Eggs-animation!

What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
They egg-celerated!

Why is momma so fat"
Because she did not eggs-cercise!

How did the egg get up the mountain?
It scrambled up!

What do you call an egg taking a snooze on the job?
Egg-zosted!

Who wrote the book Great Eggspectations?
Charles Chickens!

Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-u-cated!

Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs!

What do Chickens grow on?
Eggplants!

What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?
An Egg-head.

What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
You're "egg-stra special."

What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
New Yolk City

If fruit comes from fruit tree what kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A Poul-tree!

What part did the egg play in the movies?
He was an "Egg-stra".

What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
An eggs-plorer!

Hope you all have an eggciting day!